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From Whispers to Screams: My Hilarious Journey into Audiobook Narration

Picture this:  a mild-mannered mystery writer, armed with nothing but a dream, a microphone, and a relative who knows his way around a soundboard. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, my friends. Everything. The Birth of a Brilliant (Read: Insane) Idea It all started when I thought, "Hey, wouldn't it be great if my cozy mystery 'Whispers in the Attic' could actually whisper in people's ears?" Little did I know, I was about to embark on a four-month journey that would test my sanity, my vocal cords, and my family's patience. Learning to Talk: Take 436 First step: learn to narrate. How hard could it be? I talk all the time! Turns out, talking into a microphone for hours on end is about as natural as trying to lick your elbow. There were days when I sounded less like a smooth narrator and more like a choking cat trying to recite Shakespeare. Software: The Real Mystery Next up: mastering audio software. Because apparently, writing a mystery novel wa